Include this in your Blue Mountain e-card - Travis Jezwinski
ENCOURAGEMENT - MOTIVATION - INSPIRATION
I encourage you to send messages to friends using e-cards or real greeting cards.
You can send a message from or a link to my MOTIVATIONAL Blog which is at:
MOTIVATIONALblog.blogspot.com or
you can send this message below. I just received it from a friend who is the
most honest and caring mortgage broker I have ever met. Travis Jezwinski is his
name and he might just be famous one of these days.
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A little humor as we approach this time of the year :)
Dear Internal Revenue Service:
Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in
taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper;
dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of
Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet
seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers
valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total
remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the
"Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this
inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see
aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays
$22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your
convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
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This is one of the first sites I ever sent an e-card from:
Care2's Race For The Rainforest
If you visit the site above and register, you'll be able to send out e-cards for free. If you're already a member of Care2 and you're logged in, you can go directly to E-Cards and Fun which I have listed in the LINKS section of this blog.
I hope you'll visit through the Race site as they are donating to help the Rainforest when you click a button. If you register, they'll donate up to once a day because you visit their site and click a button. Pretty easy.
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Who can you send a card to that isn't expecting it?
Remember! You can send a REAL greeting card through the U.S. or Canadian mail by filling out the survey at:
BestRest.Biz
My greeting card site - BestRest.biz - has an online contact manager and allows you to be reminded of birthdays and anniversaries of your friends, family, and clients. You can also click on the title of today's post to visit BestRest.biz.
I'll call you and walk you through the sample account so you can send a card to a friend!